This 3D-printable kitchen utensil combines novelty design with practical utility, transforming a traditional whale fluke into a functional 86mm-wide spatula blade. The tail features a straight 0.4mm leading edge angled downward at 10 degrees, allowing it to slide smoothly under eggs, pancakes, or burgers while keeping the whale-shaped handle elevated above the hot pan. The design incorporates a structural central spine to prevent the thin blade from snapping under load, concentric ridges for a textured flipping surface, and intricate baleen grooves carved into the underbelly.