The Vermin Inn: Where Every Crumb is a Feast!Looking for a place to stay that’s a bit... squeaky? Welcome to the Vermin Inn, the premier destination for the discerning field mouse on holiday. Situated conveniently behind the pantry and slightly to the left of the radiator, this festive boutique hotel offers a rustic, chewed-from-scratch aesthetic that you won't find anywhere else.

Amenities Include:

The Swiss Suite: Features floor-to-ceiling ventilation (mostly because we chewed holes in the walls).

Complimentary Breakfast: A single, glistening Cheeto found under the sofa. (Subject to availability/the dog not finding it first).

Luxury Bedding: Sleep soundly on a mattress stuffed with high-quality dryer lint and your neighbor’s missing sock.

Exquisite Views: Enjoy the stunning scenery of a Giant Human’s ankles as they walk by in total confusion.

Guest Reviews:

Five stars! I didn't see a single mousetrap, and the concierge helped me carry a whole peanut up three flights of stairs. A bit drafty, but the insulation is made of vintage tinsel! > — Barnaby The Nibbler McSqueak