With a pounding heart and rapid breath, Zombie rode a rocket into titan 100,000,000 miles above the rock caves he knew. Overheated, cramped, frightened, and probably hungry, the space zombie gave its life, a suicide mission.
Sad as this tale is, zombie became a part of history as the first neither living nor dead creature to orbit the skies. Over the decades, the helpless creature has repeatedly found neither life nor death, and the fiery demise of its ship, which smashed into titan's surface.