Shake reads a scary book called Skulldilocks and the Seven Scorpions to Meatwad. After terrifying him, Shake leaves and locks Meatwad in his room, but he slips out from under the door, which Shake responds to by saying Fine. A box is then placed at the door of the Aqua Teen's house, Frylock picks up the box and hears somebody saying Kill from inside the box. He takes it inside and a living, knife-carrying dummy comes out. Shake and Meatwad notice and dummy and ask to keep it and Frylock agrees. After he heads out to get some dinner, Shake places the dummy up on the shelf. A power surge occurs and when electricity comes back on, Shake and Meatwad are surprised to see the dummy gone. But it turns out that Shake took him off the shelf and then puts him back up there. He then asks Meatwad where his collectable ax is, and the dummy is shown carrying it along with some severed fingers. Shake lets him keep the ax and places him back on the shelf with the fingers. Shake and Meatwad then go to bed.
The next morning, the Aqua Teens are having breakfast while the dummy says Kill multiple times. Tired of him, they try to kill the dummy multiple times, but he always comes back no matter what. Frylock decides to give him to Carl, who says he already has a dummy, which is a black-skinned one who says Die. The dummies fall in love with each other, and eventually have sex in Frylock's bedroom. Annoyed, Frylock wants the dummies gone, and Shake says Leave them to me. It is then shown that he is performing with the dummies at a restaurant. Frylock compliments Shake on his newfound popularity, and Meatwad says that he wishes that the dummies real human boys. The next morning, Shake is looking for the dummies, who then enter the room, now actual humans. Shake states They're no good to me alive! and attempts to kill them.
Later, Shake is shown to be in jail and is on the phone with Frylock. He tells Frylock to tell Meatwad that he wants him to get him out of jail. Meatwad states that he doesn't talk to suckers, making Shake upset. Frylock puts him on the phone with the dummies, who say nothing but Kill and Die. After Shake hangs up, the dummies state that He hung up.