Da boss don't shout no more. Da boss got a TV now.

One grot, one busted-up box wot don't even turn on, and da loudest mouf in da whole Waaagh.

Every warband's got a Warboss too big an' too busy hittin' stuff to bother tellin' da boyz why dey're hittin' stuff. Dat's wot da Waaagh TV is for. Bolted together from a salvaged screen dat never showed nuffin', a antenna wot pulls in voices nobody asked for, and a grot wiv goggles and a opinion, it rolls into da middle of da mob and starts BROADCASTIN'. No power cell. No signal. Don't matter. Da boyz believe it 'cos it's loud and it's got knobs.

He's da Warboss's voice when da Warboss can't be bovvered. Crammed inside da rusty frame wiv his arms hangin' out da front, he screams da propaganda da boss would scream if da boss knew big words. WHO'S DA BIGGEST? DA BOSS. WHO'S WE STOMPIN' TODAY? EVERYONE. Da grot don't know if it's true. Da grot don't care. Da grot just turns da volume up til da boyz forget dey was scared.

And dat's da clever bit, see - dis little runt never lifts a choppa, but he wins more fights den half da nobz. A mob dat hears WAAAGH loud enough starts believin' it 'fore da first punch lands. He shows up, he hollers, da boyz go green-eyed and stupid-brave, an' da uvver lot gets stomped flat by an army dat got talked into bein' unstoppable by a goblin in a telly.

So when da mob's gone quiet an' twitchy and somebody needs to remind 'em dey're da hardest gitz on da planet - dat's when da set rolls in. He don't fix morale. He shouts at it til it works.

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