Absolutely Unhinged – The Box That Holds Your Sanity (Barely)

This isn’t just a box. This is the box. A glorified pocket-sized fortress for the random, chaotic artifacts of your existence: one cursed die from game night, an earring you swear you’ll find the other half of, and a mysterious piece of hardware you refuse to throw away just in case.

Secured by magnets that snap with the force of intent, and a groove that fits better than your last relationship, this two-piece cryptid of a container is here to protect your gremliny treasures from the horrors of the outside world—or, let’s be honest, from yourself.

Sleek. Chunky. Somehow both elegant and feral.You won’t remember why you needed it. You’ll just know you do.

For one box use four 5 x 2 (diameter x height) neodymium magnets. Model has two parts, magnets need to be oriented on the right pole (2x north on top, 2x south on top).

Customize it to your needs. Add text, photo, engrave….