This is no ordinary banana, and it’s certainly not just a phone. The cursed banana phone is a hilariously twisted game item combining retro technology and fruity horror. Bright yellow with evil glowing eyes, this bent banana has outdated phone buttons engraved into its peel and a suspicious antenna poking out the top. Whispers of long-lost voicemails echo from within. Set it in an abandoned cabin or as loot from a prankster wizard. Its absurd shape and stylized cartoon face make it ideal for humorous fantasy or cartoon games. Despite being a phone, it's obviously unusable—adding to its bizarre allure. Great as a decorative prop for magical tech labs, cursed kitchens, or eccentric character homes.