I'll admit. When my mind puked the idea for this rig in my face, I was repulsed. I called it names -- I shunned it. But eventually, I began to come to terms with the fact that this wouldn't stop bothering me until I modeled it. Press the fast-forward button and stop it a few seconds short of a month after I'd completed my cycle of denial, I'd created something I wouldn't be embarrassed to show to -- oh, I dunno my fish or something...

My fish won't judge me...

...Anyway,what you're seeing is an intuitive, flexible rig, designed with simplicity at the forefront of my mind. Modeled with a sleek design and bold materials, for a glossy finish that looks FANTASTIC in any lighting scenario. It comes in three different file formats, but the ones other than .blend won't be rigged. It's optomized for the Cycles rendering engine, but Eevee will work fine as well.